Yet More Bad Pick-up Lines

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays? You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt? Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Do you want to dance? No? Well I guess a blowjob is out of the question.

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