Wisdom From The Walls III

From a book called, "Wisdom From The Walls," by Kristen Kammerer and Bridget Snyder. They compiled some really great graffiti, and here it is: If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books. New York, New York. This bubble gum tastes like rubber. Yeah, but it lasts a long time. And it blows great bubbles. Condom machine. Missoula, Montana. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort.Dallas, Texas. JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C. Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh. Port O'John, Acadia National Park, Maine. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C. Bill Clinton threw up here. The Oyster Bar.Little Rock, Arkansas. LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality. Men's restroom, The 400 bar. Minneapolis, Minnesota. I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality...but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse. The Cellar Restaurant.Blacksburg, Virginia. Why do drunk men miss the toilet? Why do sober men? South Main Cafe. Blacksburg, Virginia. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. Men's restroom. Lynagh's. Lexington, Kentucky. Hey Nike, I just did it! Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland.

Rating

PG

New Random Joke