What Is The Name Of Your Penis

A man walks into a bar in San Fransisco to get a beer. The bartender asks him what the name of his penis is. He replies, "What do you mean? I just came in here to get a beer!" The bartender explains, "Everyone is this bar has a name for his penis. You have to to tell me what the name is, otherwise I can't serve you a beer." The man replies, "Well, no offense to you or your other customers, but I'm not gay. I just want to have a beer by myself, if that's all right." The bartender says, "That's no problem, but it is customary in this bar for everyone to name their penis. For example, my penis' name is Nike - you know, Just Do It!'" The man thinks about this for a second and says, "Ok, give me a beer and I will give you a name, I promise." The bartender nods his head and fetches the man a beer. As he sets it down in front of him, he asks, "So, what name did you come up with?" The man takes a drink of his beer and replies, "Secret: It's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"

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