Universal Employee Evaluation Translator

With the advent of the new year, many employees are faced with the dreaded "Annual Evaluation". Perhaps these lists will assist you in determining what your boss is really trying to say: AVERAGE - Not too bright SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE - Dumb as a rock EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED - Has committed no major blunders lately ZEALOUS ATTITUDE - Highly Opinionated STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES - Stubborn as Hell TAKES GREAT PRIDE IN WORK - Conceited REQUIRES WORK-VALUE COUNSELING AT TIMES - Lazy and hard-headed CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH - Hasn't been arrested or caught stealing lately HAPPY AND CONTENT w/POSITION - Paid way too much UNLIMITED POTENTIAL - We're stuck with them until retirement

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