Unfaithful

A guy goes into a bar and orders a double. The bartender says, "Man, you look terrible. What's the problem?" The guy says, "I just caught my girl friend in bed with my best friend." Bartender: "That's awful. What did you do?" Guy: "I threw her naked ass out onto the front lawn, threw her clothes out after her and told her that we were finished and I never wanted to see her again." Bartender: "Good for you - that was pretty tough. What did you do to your best friend?" Guy: "I shook my finger at him and said, 'BAD DOG!'

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