Trouble In Saudi Arabia

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this harem with over 100 beautiful women. They began getting friendly with some of the women in a physical way, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turned to the first man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a cop," said the first man. "All right, shoot his penis off!" said the Sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen," said the second. "All right, burn his penis off!" said the Sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Rating

PG

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