Top Ten Reasons Microsoft Invested in Apple

Microsoft just invested $150 million in Apple stock. Why? We think the reasons are obvious: ? 10. Bill Gates found spare change in his trousers. 9. First and last month's rent on empty office space in Cupertino. 8. Fee: Steve Jobs to give charisma lessons to Microsoft CEO. 7. Two words: Rhapsody 98. 6. Small price to pay for world domination. 5. Bill to Larry: I own you now, too. 4. Jobs and Woz threw in a signed Apple I as part of the deal. 3. Best way to assure Gates a starring role in next Pixar animated feature. 2. Easier than bribing entire Justice Department. 1. Strategic move: Apple users now hate Jobs more than Gates.

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