Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists

15. Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel. 14. The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast" 13. Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck, birthdays, too! 12. Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite right about that man." 11. McDonald's, because "They're Irish." 10. "Poblec Skools." 9. No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned venues. 8. Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't really matter. 7. Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-down pig in their cartoons. 6. Ben-Gay Ointment. 5. Marvin Gaye records. 4. The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit. 3. Mentos? The Devil's candy! 2. Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in public. and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists... 1. The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner!

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