Three Men Of The Cloth

Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew, are talking about why they have such faith in God. The Catholic tells of a trip in an aeroplane where he was caught in a terrible storm. After being told to assume crash positions he prayed to God and suddenly for a hundred yards on either side of the plane all was calm. The plane was able to land safely and that's what gave him faith. The Protestant then tells a similar story in which he was on a ferry caught in a terrible storm. When all looked lost for the boat he got down on his knees and prayed to God and suddenly for a hundred yardon either side of the ferry all was calm. The ferry finished the trip safely and that's what gave him faith. The Jew then tells a story in which he was walking down the street on the Sabbath and suddenly he came across a large bag of money lying in the footpath. Not being able to touch money on a Saturday the Jew was in quite a dilemma. He was so distressed that he prayed to God and suddenly for hundred yards on either side of the bag it was Tuesday...

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