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Cannot find REALITY.SYS: Universe halted COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup Buy a Pentium so you can reboot faster 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL < < < < < < < The information went data way C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN Best file compression around: DEL *.* The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new bugs in. BREAKFAST.COM: Halted . . . . . Cereal port no responding. The name is Baud . . . . . . James Baud BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Access denied--NAH NAH NA NAH NAH! C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Bad command. Bad, Bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) Backups? We don't NEED no steeking backup! E Pluribus Modem . . . . File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Ethernet (noun): something used to catch the etherbunny A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. Does fuzzy logic tickle? A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. 11th Commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 24 hours in a day . . . . 24 beers in a case . . . .coincidence? Disinformation is not as good as datainformation . . Windows: Just another pane in the glass. SENILE.COM found . . . Out of memory . . . Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk? Ultimate 0ffice automation: network coffee. RAM disk is not an installation procedure. Shell to DOS . . . Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS . . All computers wait at the same speed. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Go ahead, make my data! Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . . Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . . ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! E-mail returned to sender -- insufficent voltage. Help! I'm modeming . . . . and I can't hang up!! All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. "640K ought be enough for anybody." Bill Gates, 1981 DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to your CONFIG.SYS Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Press any key to continue or any other key to quit . . . Press any key . . . . . . no, No, NO!!! Not THAT one! Press [CTRL]-[ALT]-[DEL] to continue . . . .

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