The Return Of The Blonde Jokes!

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion. Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. Q: What's the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted.

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