The Panda

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant and ordered the largest meal they had to offer, naturally, being a bear. After he finished the meal he stood up and began laughing hysterically and pulled out two automatic weapons and began shooting at everything. Everyone dove for the floor until the Panda was done shooting and walked toward the door. The owner of the restaurant yelled, "Why did you do that??" The Panda said, "I'm a Panda, look it up!" Stunned, the owner of the restaurant grabbed a dictionary and looked up "Panda" and read, "eats shoots and leaves."

Rating

G

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