The Moral of the Story is...

One day at the end of class, a teacher tells her class go home and think of a story and then conclude with a moral to that story. The following day, the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand: "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is Little Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the twelve eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." The last is little Billy. "My dad fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 vietnamese soldiers! He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more! But the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands! The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, "Don't f--- with my dad when he's been drinking!"

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