The Male Stages of Life

AGE DRINK 17beer25beer35vodka48double vodka66Maalox AGESEDUCTION LINE17My parents are away for the weekend.25My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35My fiancee is away for the weekend.48My wife is away for the weekend.66My second wife is dead. AGEFAVORITE SPORT17sex25sex35sex48sex66napping AGEDRUG17pot25coke35really good coke48power66coke, a limousine, the company jet AGEDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE17"tongue"25"breakfast"35"She didn't set back my therapy."48"I didn't have to meet her kids."66"Got home alive." AGEFAVORITE FANTASY17getting to third25airplane sex35menage a trois48taking the company public66Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGEHOUSE PET17roaches25stoned-out college roommate35Irish setter48children from his first marriage66Barbi AGEWHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?17252535354848666617 AGEIDEAL DATE17Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in25"Split the check before we go back to my place"35"Just come over."48"Just come over and cook."66Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

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