The Female Stages of Life

AGE DRINK 17Wine Coolers25White wine35Red wine48Dom Perignon66Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGEEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES17Need to wash my hair25Need to wash and condition my hair35Need to color my hair48Need to have Francois color my hair66Need to have Francois color my wig AGEFAVORITE SPORT17shopping25shopping35shopping48shopping66shopping AGEDRUG17shopping25shopping35shopping48shopping66shopping AGEDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE17"Burger King"25"Free meal"35"A diamond"48"A bigger diamond"66"Home Alone" AGEFAVORITE FANTASY17tall, dark and handsome25tall, dark and handsome with money35tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain48a man with hair66a man AGEHOUSE PET17Muffy the cat25Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat35Irish setter and Muffy the Cat48Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat66Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat AGEWHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?17172525353548486666 AGEIDEAL DATE17He offers to pay25He pays35He cooks breakfast the next morning48He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids66He can chew breakfast

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