The Clock Room

It seems that a prominent Democrat died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was showing him around when they came to a room filled with clocks. The man, in puzzlement, looked around the room and saw that each clock had a name on a brass plate and, strangely enough, each clock was at a different time. He asked and St. Peter informed him that the hands only moved when someone told a lie. After looking at several clocks, he asked St. Peter, "Where is the clock for Bill Clinton, the greatest President America has ever had?" "Oh, it's down in the basement." "The basement?" asked the liberal. "Yes, you see, we needed a new fan."

Rating

G

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