The Boy and the Elephant

A boy goes to zoo with his parents. At the elephant cage, he sees a male elephant with an enormous hard-on. His eyes wide, he grabs his mom's coat. "Mommy, mommy, what is that?" he says, pointing at the excited elephant. His mother, extremely embarrased, answers, "Nothing, son. It's nothing." Not satisfied, the boy goes to his dad, and asks him, "Daddy, what's that? Mommy says it's nothing!" His dad beams and says, "Well, son, your mother has been spoiled!"

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