Talking dog in a bar

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The dog hops onto the barstool next to the man. The man then asks for a beer for him and one for his dog. The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "You don't understand, this dog can talk!" The bartender asks the dog to speak and the dog says, "Gimme a beer, already!" The bartender is impressed and gives the dog a beer. Later, the owner goes off to the bathroom. The bartender gives the dog $10 and tells him to go to the bar across the street to his buddy's bar and buy a pack of cigarettes. When the man comes back, he asks what happened to his dog. The bartender tells him, and the man rushes out of the bar. He sees a crowd of people gathered around, and pushes through them to see his dog having sex with another dog. "Barney!" he cries. "You've never done THIS before!" The dog replies, "I never had ten dollars before!"

Rating

PG

New Random Joke