Superman Gets Bored

Superman wakes up one day and realizes that he has done everything he can to do good in Metropolis and is now totally bored. He flies away in search of something to do. Pretty soon he comes across Batman swinging across a few skyscrapers. Superman yells down, "Hey Batman, got anything I can help you with?" Batman shouts back up, "No, Superman, I've got everything under control." Superman continues onward. Eventually he flies over the ocean and looks down at Aquaman. Superman yells, "Hey Aquaman, gimme something to do!" Aquaman looks up and yells back, "Sorry Superman, there's nothing for you to do here." Superman by this point is totally exasperated. He starts to fly back to Metropolis when he all of a sudden sees Wonder Woman lying nude on the beach. "Yes!" thinks Superman. "If I zoom down and do her really quick like only I can do, she'll never know what hit her!" Superman swoops out of the sky, does his thing in about 2 seconds, and flies away before he gets caught. Wonder Woman opens her eyes with a shock and says in surprise, "what was that all about?" Then the Invisible Man rolls off of her and says, "I don't know, but my ass is killing me!"

Rating

PG

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