Still A Hole Behind You

A Salesman went to a strange town to be guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his hotel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he got directions to the nearby golf course. While playing on the front nine, he was thinking about his speech and became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his problem and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, I am on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 6th hole. He thanked her and went back to his game. While he was playing the back nine the same thing happened and he once again approached the lady and asked her if she could tell him what hole he was playing. She said, I am on the 14th and you are a hole behind me so you are on the 13th. Once again he thanked her and returned to his game. That evening in the Hotel Lounge he once again saw the lady siting at the end of the bar. He went over to her and said, let me buy you a drink for being so nice to me today. The man said I understand that you are in sales, so am I. What do you sell? The lady replied, if I told you, you would only laugh. No, I wouldn't said the man. The lady said, well if you must know I sell Tampax. The man laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. The lady said, I told you, you would laugh. The man said that's not what I am laughing about, you see I sell Toilet Paper, so you see I'm still a hole behind you....

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