Spring of 1957

It was Spring of 1957, and Bobby headed out to pick up his date. When he knocked on front door, the girl's father answered and said "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" Bobby was ushered into the living room and he sat on the sofa. Carrie's father asked Bobby what their plans were for the evening. Bobby replied politely that they would probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father said "Hey, why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this came as a quite a surprise to Bobby - so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'd screw all night if we let her!" Well, this made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plans for the evening were beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie came downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announced that she was ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorted Carrie out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie ran back into the house, slamming the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

Rating

PG

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