Some Quick Ones II

Some Quick Ones... A new study says spanking is bad for kids, however, experts are a bit suspicious of the findings - the study was written in crayon. The explorer Sojourner took a tour of the rock Vogi, then headed for Scooby Doo. It's pretty obvious - women are from Venus and Hanna-Barbera is from Mars. U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno has called for treating sentencing for possession of powder and crack cocaine the same, and she's getting a lot of support from politicians. D.C. Mayor Marion Barry said, "I've tried them both and I can't tell the difference." (Leno) Queen Elizabeth is said to be an avid Net surfer. She even has her own broken-home page. (Cutler Daily Scoop) America Online canceled its plan to sell subscribers' phone numbers to phone solicitors. Why is AOL so good at apologizing to angry clients? Practice. Lots of practice.

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