Socks the cat

Bill Clinton is driving up to the White House when he runs over Socks the cat and kills it stone dead. Next to the cat he finds a lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie which grants him a single wish. "Revive the cat," says Bill. "Sorry," replies the genie, "That's too difficult." "OK," says Bill, "Make my daughter Chelsea beautiful." "Wait a minute," answers the genie, "Let me take another look at that cat."

Rating

PG

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