Rush and Hillary on an elevator

Note: This is rumored to be a true story... It seems that Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton are both staying in the same hotel in Los Angeles. The first lady enters an empty elevator on the first floor, and a few moments later Rush steps into the same elevator. As the doors close, their eyes meet and both let out a gulp. As there is no one else in the elevator and both are riding to the twentieth floor, they spend the next few minutes in silence, staring straight ahead to avoid looking at each other. Finally, Hillary turns to Rush and says breathlessly, "Rush Limbaugh, make a real woman out of me!" Rush calmly removes his clothes, then hands them to Hillary and says, "Fold these."

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