Parachute Jumps

Two soldiers are talking about making their parachute jumps. Soldier 1: How did you make out on the jump? Soldier 2: Not so well. Soldier 1: What do you mean? Soldier 2: Well, it was the third and final time that I went up to make my first jump. I was the last one to jump but I was really scared and I couldn't make myself jump. This time the drill sergeant got real mad and said that I had two choices, either make the jump, or he would give it to me up the ass right there on the plane! Soldier 1: So, Did you jump? Soldier 2: Yea, a little.

Rating

PG

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