One-Liners

If God dropped acid, would he see people? Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I end it? Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. I'm in shape ... Rounds a shape isn't it? I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

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