Not So Dumb Blonde

A dumb blonde was really down on her luck and needed to get some money. She decided to go door to door and ask if anyone had odd jobs for her to do to get some cash. She knocked on one door, told her story, and asked if there was any work for her. The man said, "Sure. If you paint the porch, I'll pay you $50." The blonde readily agreed. The man told her where the paint and brushes were and went back inside the house. The man's wife asked what that was all about, and the man explained that the blonde was going to paint the porch for $50. The wife said, "You're mean. You know the porch goes all around the house. That will take her several hours." The husband said, "She was standing on the porch and could see what the job was. I just made her an offer, and she accepted it." About an hour later, the doorbell rang, and there was the blonde. "It's all done," she said. "But I had to put on two coats because the paint was showing through." The man was amazed at how fast the job was done and quickly paid her the $50. "By the way," she said, " it's a Ferrari, not a Porch."

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