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A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise this week when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his boxer shorts. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door. "He was seen hopping and jumping around," said police spokesman Mike Carey, with "an explosion taking place inside his pants." Police have the man's charred trousers in custody... In other financial news, an unarmed man in Seattle walked into the Washington Federal Savings Bank, handed the teller a note demanding money, then walked outside the bank and started handing the money to passers-by. "He just was handing it out as fast as they would take it," said Roberta Burroughs, a spokesman for the FBI. The bureau is requesting that anyone who received stolen money return it to the bank... oh yeah, we'll be right down... Here's a tip... if you're on trial for murder, don't confess in the national news. A federal judge in Roanoke, Virginia, has thrown out Michael Knowles' defamation lawsuit against Ann Landers, after the columnist published his confession to the murder of his estranged wife... gee, I didn't know she'd tell anybody... In the Netherlands, an airline pilot has been sentenced to four months in jail. Wim de Nijs was convicted of jamming the air traffic control frequency and jeopardizing airport safety, by singing the "Flintstones" theme over the radio for 20 minutes while landing his plane... A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police arrived...

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