More How To Piss Off Other People VII

Stare at static on the tv and claim that you can see a "magic picture." Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. Construct your own pretend tricorder and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. Make appointments for the 31st of September. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. Create a joke of the day page, and milk one joke for about a week. Do this as often as possible.

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