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Name your dog "Dog." Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. Forget the punchline to a looong joke, but assure the listener that it was "a real hoot." Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes." Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidat", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song." Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

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