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Drum on every available surface. Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except for the entry for alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Ask 800 operators for dates. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Learn Morse Code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." Set alarms for random times.

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