More Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart II

TP as much of the store as possible. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Hold indoor shopping cart races. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Rating

G

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