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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot... He/She who laughs last thinks slowest Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math... Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies... Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes... Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy... Consciousness: that annoying time between naps... Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home... Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'.... till you can find a rock.

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