More Bumper Snickers II

Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth... Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs... I love cats... they taste just like chicken... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes... Keep honking, I'm reloading... Hang up and drive... Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot... Snatch a kiss, or vice versa... I don't have to be dead to donate my organ... I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

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