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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy... A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory... Horn broken, watch for finger... All men are idiots ... I married their king... The more you complain, the longer God lets you live... My kid had sex with your honor student... If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished... Help wanted: telepath. You know where to apply I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got... Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an a**hole... I'm just driving this way to piss you off...

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