More Blonde Jokes

More Blonde Jokes... A blonde walks into a beauty salon wearing headphones and asked for a shampoo and cut. The hairdresser tells her he can't wash her hair or style it with the headphones on, but she insists he works around them. With difficulty, he washes her hair and begins to style it. He notices she has fallen asleep in the chair, so he carefully removes the headphones to make his job easier. Ten minutes later, he realizes the blonde is dead. Horrified, he picks up the headphones, and hears: "Breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out..." What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. Why did the dumb blond stare at the orange juice carton? Because it said "Concentrate". Why couldn't the dumb blond make Koolaid? She couldn't fit two quarts of water in the little packet.

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