Mississippi Republican

There was this Mississippi Republican, the first to try for a seat in this old southern district. He dropped in on a farm there, and he told the farmer he was the Republican candidate for Congress in the district. The farmer's eyes popped open, his jaw dropped, and he said, "Wait right here just a minute." He went running across the barnyard yelling, "Ma, Ma." She came out, and back the two came hand in hand. They stood in front of him and said, "We've never seen a Republican before. Would you make a speech?" Well, he looked around for some sort of platform. The only thing he could see there was a pile of fertilizer, so he climbed up on top and made his speech, and they stuck with him. When he stepped down, they said it was the first time they had ever heard a Republican speech. He replied, "Well, that's alright. That's the first time I've ever given a speech from a Democratic platform."

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