Little Pills

A man goes to the doctor, and complains that his wife is no longer interested in sex. The doctor produces a small bottle of pills, instructing the man, "Give her one of these pills in a drink, but only give her one at a time, they're VERY powerful!" The man goes home, and while his wife is fixing dinner, he drops one pill in her glass. After a moment, he drops a second pill in her glass. Thinking he needs to be up to the challenge too, he drops one pill in his own glass. His wife sits down to dinner and they being eating and drinking. After a few minutes, his wife gets a glassy look in her eyes, and she breathes in a hoarse whisper, "Ooooh... I need a man!" The man's hands start to shake as he croaks, "Me, too."

Rating

PG

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