Little Bit More Male Bashing

Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much? They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes. Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000 miles, whichever came first. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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