If Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia

Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "ahh-r-ight" or "Naw" Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be an outhouse Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!" Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart Winders 95 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag Microsoft Word would be just that: one word New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!" Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz" Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates

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