I like your thinking!

The teacher asks Johnny the question, "If there are 4 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many birds are left on the fence?" Johnny replies, "None, because after I shoot the first bird, the others will fly away." The teacher says, "Well, the correct answer is 'three birds', but I like your thinking." So, Johnny says, "Well, I have a question for you.... There are three women in an ice cream shop eating ice cream cones. The first woman is licking the cone. The second woman is biting the cone. And the third woman is sucking the cone. Which one is married?" The teacher replies, "I don't know. I guess the one that is sucking the cone." To which Johnny says, "Well, the correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring', but I like your thinking."

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