Hmmm. . . V

What is the speed of dark? � �When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? � �Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? � �How come you never heard about gruntled employees? � �What's another word for synonym? � �If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? � �Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? � �How can there be self-help groups? � �Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive? � �Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? � �If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? � �Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? � �Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? � �Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? � �When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? � �When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpeting? � �Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? � �If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? � �How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? � �The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year." � �If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? � �Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? � �Why do they report power outages on TV? � �Would a fly without wings be called a walk? � �Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

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