Hmmm. . . II

� � �Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. � � � �If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? � � � �I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. � �I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. � �I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. � �If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! � �Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States. � �Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of Religion. � � � �Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. � � � �If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. � � � �Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. � � � �24 hours in a day... � 24 beers in a case... � coincidence? � � � �If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? � � � �Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? � � � �What happens if you get scared half to death twice? � � � �I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. � � � �Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? � � � �For Sale: Parachute. � Only used once, never opened, small stain. � � � �I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. � � � �If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. �

Rating

G

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