Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female

5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4. Even the smallest mistake is immediately committed to long-term memory. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as: "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." And finally, the No. 1 Reason Why Computers Must Be Female: 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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