Finally - The Last of the Bad Pick-up Lines!

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? And, the Last Bad Pick-Up Line: Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

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