Fair Warning

At a party I was attending I was warned in advance to avoid this one desperate girl. Before I knew what happened though, she had me cornered. She asked if I were new to the area as she hadn't met me until that night. I replied, "No, I've been away." "Ohhhhh, how exciting. Where were you, Europe?" "No." I said, "I was in jail." "Oh really? And why were you in jail?" "Well, I hacked my wife into little bitty pieces with a meat cleaver fifteen years ago." "Ohhhhh, then that means you're single, right?"

Rating

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