Doctor's Orders

A man went to his doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor wrote a prescription for sleeping pills and sent him on his way. Sometime later the man returned and complained that it did him no good. He just couldn't relax no matter what. The doctor wrote another prescription but that didn't work either. In fact, nothing seemed to work and the man was very desperate. "Look," the doctor said, "Why don't you just do what I do. When I go home I have sex with my wife and it relaxes me so I can sleep. Try it. You'll see." The man nodded in agreement and left. A week later he returned feeling refreshed and chipper. "See," smiled the doctor. "I told you it would work!" "Yes, you were right." answered the man. "And by the way, I love how you decorated your house."

Rating

PG

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