Daily Affirmations III

A good scapegoat is oftentimes better than a solution to the problem. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV; instead, I will move my TV into the bedroom. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working. I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step; blaming my parents. I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for those around me in which I can ridicule and demean. To have a successful relationship, I must learn to make it appear like I am giving as much as I am getting. I am now willing to make mistakes as long as someone else is willing to learn from them.

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