Daily Affirmations II

As I learn the innermost secrets of those around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet. Whenever someone hurts me, I know forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit; but not nearly as gratifying. The first step is to say nice things about me. The second is to do nice things for myself. The third step is to find someone to buy me nice things. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun. All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts. I am one with my duality. Only a lack of imagination spares me from my imaginary fears. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

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