College Humor

Q:What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs? A: Drool. Q:What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A:A full set of teeth. Q:How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? A:Pay him for the pizza. Q:Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs? A:to keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms. Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum? A:Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road. Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life? A:His freshman year. Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A:None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi. Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A:Lexington, Kentucky . . . He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. Q:Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? A:They can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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